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shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquaad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.

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umbra-dyr:

moooseifer:

shugarskull:

lindsaychrist:

oh my fucking god

This is the most horrific porn dialogue I have ever heard in my entire lifespan on this sphere careening through the infinite darkness of the universe. My soul descended into the ground and became one with the earth. I am empty now.

Oh my god.

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

I can’t breathe

(Source: dirudo, via mrs-mojo-risin-blues)

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castielscamander:

can we just bask in the glory of beatles sass

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gangstapayne:

liam1payne:

The Jonas brothers suck

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indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

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iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

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jaynelovesdick:

the less you think about your clitty

the more you think about how good it feels to be penetrated

the more you feel like a girl

the more intense your girlgasms will be.

(Source: hazjacker, via microasianlver)

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telapathetic:

tyleroakley:

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED

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I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA

i wish you lived in narnia

(Source: tyleroakley, via cumfort)

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